Wiener? Any of you kids want another wiener? Also known as tally-whacker, schlong, or. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge. Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this! I was distracted by that enormous flying.

PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with-Ģ balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous. I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant. Colonel, you better take a look at this radar. (chant) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! (yells at the hooded man) You were born in your mother's (bleep)! (the audience goes wild, as well as numerous bleeps, Jerry's bodyguards try to stop the fight): (to the hooded man) You mother(bleep)! (stands up and attacks the hooded man) Well, throw me a frickin' bone here, Scott. How could you do this to me? On national television?! Remember, there's a Time Portal in the main chamber. Powers, that you would rather kill me than save your precious Felicity? I can't back that up.īut isn't it interesting, Mr. So that would be the first question in a new line of questioning, and wouldn't count in the other line of questioning.īefore you do that- Ow! Know this. The second question was: 'Do I really have to ask you 2 more times?'. I'll never tell you.ĭamn! 3 times! He's hiding in the secret volcano lair.ĭo I really have to ask you 2 more times?įine. Why would he tell me? I'm just one of his low-level functionaries. I can't stand to be asked the same question 3 times. Perhaps next time you should try foreplay. Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those, baby?

Tu imaginación está jugando con ti, querido. Still, Myers's good humor and dead-on cultural references win the day Austin is one spy who proves he can still shag like a minx. Bastard's repulsive antics and the scatological bent Myers indulges in, including one showstopper involving coffee and-shudder-a stool sample. Despite a stellar supporting cast-including a sly Rob Lowe as Robert Wagner's younger self and Mindy Sterling as the forbidding Frau Farbissina-it's basically Myers's show, and he pulls a hat trick by playing a third character, the obese and disgusting Scottish assassin Fat Bastard.

Troyer), who soon replaces slacker son Scott Evil (Seth Green) as the apple of the doctor's eye Myers and Troyer work magic in what could plausibly be one of the year's most affecting (and hysterically funny) love stories.

Evil with a diminutive clone, Mini-Me (Verne J. Evil, who tends to spout the right cultural reference at exactly the wrong time (referring to his moon base as a 'Death Star' with Moon Units Alpha and Zappa-in 1969). Myers's true triumph, though, is his turn as the neurotic Dr. The plot may be irreverent and illogical, the jokes may be bad (with characters named Ivana Humpalot and Robin Swallows, née Spitz), and the scenes may run on too long, but it's all delivered sunnily and with tongue firmly in cheek. Evil (Myers again) from blowing up the world-and, more importantly, to get back his mojo, that man-juice that turns Austin into irresistible catnip for women, especially American spygirl Felicity Shagwell (a pretty but vacant Heather Graham). This friendly, go-for-broke sequel to 1997's Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery finds our man Austin heading back to the '60s to keep perennial nemesis Dr. 'I put the grrr in swinger, baby!' a deliciously randy Austin Powers coos near the beginning of The Spy Who Shagged Me, and if the imagination of Austin creator Mike Myers seems to have sagged a bit, his energy surely hasn't.

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